Deviant Touch

Slinkies on a treadmill, because why not?

nicktheviolator:

Time for an old nude of me? This was when I was at my thinnest… I think I was about 165 lbs. I was 19. This picture is almost 10 years old.

Time for an old nude of me? This was when I was at my thinnest… I think I was about 165 lbs. I was 19. This picture is almost 10 years old.

Gay Guys: All the hot guys are straight
Straight Guys: All the hot girls are lesbian
Lesbians: All the hot girls are straight
Straight Girls: All the hot guys are gay.
Bisexual Guys: All the guys are taken, All the girls are whores.
Bisexual Girls: All the guys are whores, All the girls are taken
Pansexuals: All you mothafuckas look alike.
Asexuals: The Internet is really really great.

Gah. Cute comment. Thank you, and thank you for being in my life. P.s I have some darling ideas of what to do at camp. xoxox

girlonaleash

Yay! I’ll also be at the Detroit GRUE in March if you’re going.

dimis82:

REALLY FUNNY

Oh hell yes.